Judging from my referrers, most people searching for the young Ms. Blank seem to include terms like “naked”, “nude” and so on. Never one to disappoint, here’s a selection of the webs best photos of the worlds only completely clothed exhibitionist:

Hat tip to Wrestlescoop.com who are kind enough to not fill your screen with pop-ups.

Kind industries is still one of the better galleries for Barbie, and a large number of other aspirng models.

And fans may not want to forget to stop by her official site whrere they can see even more of Barbie, tastefully covered of course.

Internet ankle-biters got their wish when Barbi Blank was caned by the Sandman, but even after taking this insane bump her numerous cyber-detractors are still crying for her blood.

The Sci-Fi channel message board has an actual anti-Kelly thread filled with hateful invective. These “fans”, whose average age is around 32 as has been reported before, are unhappy with the performance of the 19 year old Barbie Blank, the actress who plays Kelly Kelly. The crux of their complaints, one discovers as they attempt to read through the ravings of almost middle-aged adolescents is that she’s not a particularly talented stripper.

You’ve read that correctly, the posters on the anti-Kelly thread are angry because a teenager can’t shake it like the coked-up high-school dropouts that work in the local titi … I mean “Gentlemen’s club.” Yes, there are several problems here.

1. She’s a teenager.
2. The people posting are not.
3. Barbie Blank can’t strip because she’s not a stripper.
4. The posters are unlikely to be qualified to judge Barbie’s stripping in any case.

It seems many on the post believe that the Kelly’s expose segments are a waste of time … yes the two minute segments are wasting their time. You know, because we E.C.W. fans and Sci-Fi viewers are such busy people with so much to do like watching wrestling, posting to message boards at 1:45 am, updating our blogs, etc.

Can Kelly dance? No, but so what? The ugly truth is that Kelly’s segments are as close to seeing stripping as most of the viewer’s who post on the Sci-Fi board will get. And frankly, as anyone whose been to a strip club will tell you, most strippers can’t dance per se, but they are hot. Stripping isn’t ballet, it’s about seeing some skin, handing over a dollar and going home alone. At least Kelly’s expose is free.

Besides, Barbie Blank doesn’t book the show. Calling her a “hoe” (I assume they mean ho) because they’d rather see some ‘rasslin’ is just childish. Or it would be childish if it wasn’t more likely than not coming from someone old enough to be her father, at that point it becomes unseemly.

Hey, I’m not a fan of her dancing either, but that doesn’t mean I’m not a fan. Those moments in a show that don’t work can be as entertaining as those that do. The Kelly segments, like them or not, are at this point the most memorable parts of the new E.C.W.

Besides, she’s just a kid, give her break.

Rumor has it that the voice of ECW is being pressured to change his announcing style. He’s apparently unhappy about it, but there aren’t really a lot of options out there for the poor sod. TNA seems happy to hack it up with Mike Tenay and Don West calling play-by-play, and I just don’t see Joey trying to bail out of the W.W.E. to call backyard wrestling on cable access or whatever.

If you don’t mind dozens of pop-ups and a little spyware, there’s plenty of wrestling sites following this story. Of course, ECW on Sci-Fi just told you everything they would have, without trying to crash your computer.

Damn. Missed the July 11th show, which turned out to have the best match so far so I’m told. I only caught a little of it but from what I’ve seen I have to concur with the crowd, who chanted “Thank you, Flair” when the match was over.

It made this Tuesday’s Undertaker/Big Show match look like an eposode of the 700 Club, without the death threats.

Our girl Kelly Kelly (she’s twice the Kelly you’ll ever be) turned up the heat over the past couple of weeks. Her dance moves are getting better, she took a great bump during the Sandman/Mike Knox match and of course, who can forget her dance with Candice Michelle? I can, because I missed it.

Sabu seemingly has escaped punishment for the now infamous R.V.D. drug bust, at least for now. He even got to squash Justin Credible, but then again everyone gets to Squash Credible, so who knows.

Ecw’s ratings continue to do well, beating out almost every other Sci-Fi show. The July 11th show puled a 2.4, which was better than that weeks Lost.

I guess this will teach me to take sitting in front of the T.V. a little more seriously.

Some hot news that may be of interest to ECW fans as well as Sci-Fi buffs is D.C. Comics‘ plan to resurrect Batwoman (not to be confused with Batgirl) as a lesbian.

With an eye on “diversity”, and the wallets of male readers 15-35, the writers at DC have re-imagined the classic character as a beautiful, buxom, costumed crime fighter who will be seen fondling hot girls as well as beating up her many foes, two things the writers at DC believe the average reader likely hasn’t done. And there in lies the charm, which is an apparent euphemism for girl-on-girl action at DC headquarters.

Nothing this earth shattering could be without controversy, and the DC comics message board has erupted in a frenzy of hate filled diatribes.

Of course, some of us knew Batwoman (and her many rip-offs) were given to sapphism long ago:

Having walked in on Batwoman unexpectedly (above) the author received a phone call telling him in no uncertain terms to keep his mouth shut about what he witnessed (below).

While DC certainly has its defenders, who justify outing this courageous costumed adventurer as a blow for diversity, let it be known that here at ECW on Sci-Fi we disapprove of such shameless ploys whose sole purpose is to increase readership.

Of course, if images of tight bodied women kissing are considered promoting diversity, then the boys over at G.G.W. are running some sort of civil rights organization.

Something tells me the DC writers envision a strong, feminine lesbian comfortable with her self and her sexuality something like this:

Like many, we at ECW on Sci-Fi wait with baited breath to find out who her romantic interest will be.

In related news, several hundred comic fans including Kevin Smith and Rob Van Dam were found unconscious in a bizarre outbreak of “over stimulation” after hearing the Batwoman story. Doctors say they were all suffering severe dehydration and the most serious cases of tennis elbow seen in years.