Tara Bush that is. We’re still keeping our fingers crossed to get her in the ECW, and now that we’ve got a man on the inside we present a sampling of her work on the ‘net for your approval.

This one’s for you K.R.

Here’s an old interview of Tara that’ll give you some background on the “Hardcore Schoolgirl”.
(Tara Bush doesn’t believe in only providing headshots.)

Our girl Tara has a growing internet presence, and was in the July 2005 issue of F.H.M.

But can she wrestle? She looks ready to go…
(…on an oil soaked mat)

But you can really see her in action at womens extreme wrestling, which is like all-girl ECW, run by Russ Meyer.

(Looks like somebody’s trying to replace Barbie Blank jailbait queen of E.O.S.)

Now, if you really want extreme, you don’t just look at action inside the ring, you see what your favorite stars are up to outside the ring as well. Well Tara’s got two words for you.

Ballon. Fetish. Click the pic and enjoy(?)

Tara’s only around 21, so of course she has a Youtube page and the obligatory MySpace account. The real actions at her offical website though. Rove, I dare you to go there and tell me you don’t think she can cut it in ECW.

I have to admit that when I first heard of the official resurrection of ECW on the Sci-Fi channel I was especially excited to see on of my favorite performers, Francine Fournier otherwise known to fans as “The Queen of Extreme”.

Unlike most “divas” at the time, Francine wasn’t afraid to put in a little work as well as prance around in next to nothing. Cat fighting, groin kicking, getting put through tables, you got it all with Francine. Watching her swing a chair was, shall we say stimulating, to put it mildly:

Once ECW folded, Francine was out of work and fans could pretty much only see her on various websites including the now defunct foreverfrancine.com and the infamous Missy Hyatt soft-core porn site MissyhyattandFrancinetv.com.

I was of course elated to hear of her return but as the weeks went on, and Francine didn’t appear, I began to get worried. Barbie Blank’s push, I thought, was evidence that the Queen was pushed to the side for younger fare. This was an especially depressing thought because I’m a year or so older then her.

I’d not seen her in a while, and images of haggard, twisted crones danced in my head. If she was too old to parade around naked, I must be too old to even get out of bed in the morning. After all, we’re in our 30’s; we’re positively ancient.

But then she appeared, and she looked like this:

Needless to say it was a great load off my mind.

Anyway Obsessed With Wrestling, as usual, has the skinny on all thing Francine related and she of course has a MySpace page, but then again who doesn’t.

Why she would use a MySpace account as her official home on the web when you can get a Dreamhost account so cheaply is beyond me.

Completely embarrassing but entertaining none the less.

Of course the George Allen debate debacle has made the rounds, and thrown everyone, myself included into a tizzy.

For the purpose of clarity however, the summery is that maybe racist politician George Allen, might be Jewish. Rumors fly, bloggers titter and then during a televised debate some poor woman has the misfortune of starting off her question this way:

“It has been reported your grandfather Felix, whom you were given your middle name for, was Jewish. Could you please tell us whether your forebears include Jews and, if so, at which point Jewish identity might have ended?”

Audience boos, Allen gets pissed and righty folk everywhere shake their head in sad resignation:

“You see, all this Israel bashing has consequences, blah, Anti-Semitism, blah”

I know because I was one of them.

But then people, who I assume are godless, Hitler-loving, jihadi, communist, college professor pedophiles start making the ‘net rounds saying that the question wasn’t only not racist, but was perfectly reasonable.

Game on.

So of course I, who not only has this blog to write for but also the soon to be launched Red-Alerts.com, and the am supposed to be preparing Lovecrafteffect.com and Spellandritual for Halloween launches, spend about two days vomiting out righteous indignation all over the cyber-gods creation.

Racist this, nazi that, you know, just taking an opportunity to get some “liberal” all red faced at being outted for the closet bigot he is. Long story short, in less time then it takes for DailyKos to delete an anti-Semitic rant, I’m in some sort of electronic argument on this site with someone whose handle is “Plunge”. “Plunge!”

So I’m busy calling everyone a racist, amused because throughout this whole episode I did everything but call these people “white devils”, and I realize I’m one of them.

You know what I mean; now I’m suddenly one of those people who get riled up at some event and clucks continuously about it on the Internet. When “Plunge” insulted me, I really got insulted, as if this really mattered.

I don’t even know where George Allen’s from, or what he’s running for!

Color me embarrassed.

All this acrimony, and not a damn thing to show for it. Luckily I got some sound political advise from someone with their head on straight:

Now back to the business at hand…

Brian Heffron, otherwise known to ECW fans as The Blue Meanie, has as we all know been left out of the new incarnation of ECW. Not one to rest on his laurels, Meanie kept busy in part by working with Killer Wolf Films, making Sci-Fi/horror movies ironically enough.

His new flick is called Curse of the Wolf, which is already playing in some indy type venues, and will be screened at the Eerie Horror Fest, which runs from Oct. 4th through the 8th.

Curse of the Wolf will be screened at 7:00pm Sunday, October 8th.

Fans should show up to show their support, after all the movies being screened in front of GEORGE ROMERO!

Good Luck, Meanie! and this’ll show WWE/ECW that you don’t need them to end up surrounded by nerds.

There’s a big blue MySpace for fans, and Swamp Zombies (his first film) is available for download on the Internet at Eztakes.com, or buy it at sirentales.com

WWE creative has always been on the cutting edge of sports entertainment, and in this post-”attitude” era, they’ve once again challenged viewers with a new and unique vision sure to generate that all important “buzz” that helped the WWE set the standard for sports entertainment for over a decade.

Their new vision: Racism.

Racist images in wrestling are old hat, to be sure, but the WWE’s new spin (or some would say old spin) on the topic is said by insiders to be “fresh” and “timely.” ECW on Sci-Fi’s anonymous source, referred to only as “Rove,” has provided us with WWE creative’s plan to “freshen up” the ethnic characters to make them more appealing to the so-called blue state viewers, a demographic in steady decline since the mid 1990s.

Some key memos were leaked to us over the course of months by our man inside, from which we were able to piece together WWE’s five step plan to manufacture a controversy, I mean, freshen things up.

1. Total revamp of all African-American stars. The introduction of Cryme Tyme will usher in, as one memo puts it, “a new era of blackness” which will counteract what insiders have been referring to as the “Cena effect.” Well-spoken Blacks are out, thus the shelving of Diva contest winner Layla El until she learns to speak English “more like a real Black person.” Also, King Booker will be portrayed as of either Welsh or Scottish descent.
2. Shelton Benjamin will no longer wrestle, but will travel from stadium to stadium, demanding affirmative action be implemented in WWE matches. These announcements will only be made at predominantly white venues, such as Montreal, so that the three minorities in attendance can feel really uncomfortable.
3. Melina’s relationship with Johnny Nitro will change from devoted valet to gold-digging, faithless girlfriend. According to “Rove,” certain writers are of the belief that “hot Latinas don’t just date white guys for nothing” and have already had announcers comment on her love of the gold. “Rove” believes this to be a reflection of a certain writers being rejected by several exotic dancers in Tijuana.
4. Umaga is just the first of an entire tribe of wild Samoans that will be introduced. “Rove” revealed to this blogger that several WWE writers argued Samoans were closer to whale then Humans genetically. This raucous meeting ended with all involved agreeing to disagree.
5. Cryme Tyme will continue their crime spree vignettes in the ring, “mugging” white wrestlers in impromptu matches. “Rove” reports that when asked why only white wrestlers would be attacked, the writer responsible laughed, “What? Like you’ve ever seen a black guy get mugged!”

In the coming weeks, “Rove” will be exposing more of the inner workings of the WWE creative staff, so take note Indy promoters, using the tried and true WWE formula you just might be able to hold your head up with the same kind of pride “Rove” does.

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