On Halloween night Blue Meanie will be appearing at The Underscore for the Ghouls Night Out party which will feature not only Meanie but Axl Rotten, Indy sensation Lacey, Brutus Beefcake (!?!) and yes, ECW’s ZOMBIE!!!

Tickets can be ordered here and of course it’ll be a great time. Good bands, $2 buds and The Blue Meanie. What more can you ask for on Halloween?

A few days ago WWE fired the Queen of Extreme, rumor has it, because Vince McMahon didn’t think she was hot enough to be a WWE diva. The above picture is from Francine Fournier’s 2005 stint at Women’s Extreme Wrestling (also know as Woman’s Erotic Wrestling) who still host a gallery of pics from then here. She looks fine to me, although certain message boards, who I’ll never link to, are filled “men” who claim that her “butt is gross”, as if they’ve seen better outside of a WWE match.

Despite what the misogynist on the boards are claiming, Francine is stripper hot. And bonus, she’s not a teenager, so people in in their 30’s don’t have to be creeped out that the girl their thinking about while rubbing one out is just about their daughter’s age. You younger guys may not understand that now, but trust me when you hit 35 you’ll thank the gods for every nude picture of a woman your own age, just so you don’t have to cry in shame after every … “session”.

Too personal? You’ll all see soon enough, but the point is that every guy over 30 isn’t some pervert who only looks at chicks who can pass for 14 when their hair’s in pig tales (no offense Barbie Blank), or wants to see Playboy playmates hit each other with pillows while wearing lingerie picked out by the boys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Some of us like to see actual talented wrestlers, which Francine is, who are “hot” but can also buy a drink at a bar, knows who King Diamond is and remembers double features at the movies.

Francine was a “real” woman, not a drag queen caricature like the majority of WWE divas who Vince keeps around are. Vince’s girls are chosen to look as if they’d be at home on the pages of a magazine, and Francine looked like she’d be at home in your living room, eating popcorn while watching horror flicks. Vince wants girls who look like they’re going to a photo shoot, but ECW fans like a girl who looks like she’s going to shoot pool. Vince thinks people won’t be interested in Francine as a sex object, but 2 out of 3 of you reading this came here thinking, because of the title, that’d there be something rather more risque here. I’ll miss Francine on the ECW, but she’ll work again and I, like many of her fans, will follow her to her new home.

But for now why not check out her old home. She’s got a MySpace and of course there’s the infamous MissyHyatt.net which I’d link to but they don’t have an affiliate program (ahem).

Naked. Women. Wrestling. Featuring Carmen Electra! Enjoy.

Something tells me that if Santorum loses his seat, The Sci-Fi Channel will get a ratings bump while he and his staff figure out what to do next. I’m just hoping I catch him at Chiller Theater this year. Hot Air has the whole story of how the Senator outed himself as a Tolkien geek.

A lot of conservatives are coming down on the guy, but I say a man who can understand the universal genius of Tolkien and apply it to foreign policy is just what we need in Washington. Besides, how much more fanciful is a Tolkien based foreign policy then Jimmy Carter’s “Communist can be trusted” North Korean policy?

Why that’s Rebecca Dipietro, Playboy model and 2006 Diva contest runner up. She’s hot; no doubt about it, but her stilted delivery and crazy-eye stare creeped me out a little. I’m lying, she creeped me out a lot. She reminded me of the ghost from The Grudge, or worse Markos “Kos” Moulitas who’s also got the crazy eyes. But of course, he’s actually crazy while I’m sure Rebecca’s a nice, sane young woman.

But still, I was so distracted by her (and not because of her low cut dress!) that I almost missed how high R.V.D. was. And he was as high as Cindy Sheehan was when she buried her uterus in Texas.

Too partisan? You’re probably right so let’s move forward and get to the important stuff, where can we see Rebecca naked? Here and here. For the exhaustive research I had to do to find two sites you could go to safely (but don’t click around on too many of their links) I’ll say your welcome in advance.