It’s possible. Maybe while traveling on the road, after a hard night of standing around by a wrestling ring, Barbie goes back to her hotel, strips naked and opens up the laptop. Maybe her soft, nubile body glistens ever so slightly from the heat in her room as she types out HTML, too engrossed in code to turn on the air conditioner. Laying prone on the bed, her legs crossing mischievously above her silken posterior, she presses her hips into the bed slightly as she scripts a particularly elegant line of code…

or she might be naked at the same moment the fat guy who lives in his own “apartment” above his parents garage her agent hired to run her site updates it. Either way it is indeed updated and better then ever.

Get ready!!!

What? You thought there was a Luke Perry sex vid out there featuring everyones favorite Goth? And that I’d show it to you for free? Get real, kids. This is a business.

But I will give you another video of Ariel in some of her first matches courtesy of DarkViolence.com web mistress Cayla who posted these vids on underage porn distribution site YouTube. I think this is a P.R. blitz for a wrestler named Threat, who believe it or not, I’ve heard good things about. Yeah. Good things.

Look close at the above vid and guess who Shelly’s wrestling.

I found a great gallery for Shelly here. And of course visit her site for the full Shelly Martinez experience.

From her high heels to her cleavage-revealing red dress, the Queen of Extreme Francine Fournier has been letting go of her clothing one piece at a time. Since leaving ECW, Francine has auctioned off 6 previously worn clothing items and 5 signed DVDs under the eBay username francinesthings.

Francine has put her ring worn items up for auction several times in the past. In 2002, her used shoes sold for over $600 on eBay. While her recent auctions weren’t quite so successful, they earned her a respectable $675 and change.

If you missed these auctions, fear not aspiring stalkers bidders. In a recent blog entry, Francine promises that she’s “getting rid of a ton of ring worn items” and will hold more auctions soon. While it may not get her closer to naked, less clothes in Francine’s closet can only be a good thing.

h/t Ushooz.

Kneeling in front of their blood spattered altars, hidden from sight in the ruins of once prosperous towns along the northeast seaboard, they chant blasphemous verses in secret rites intended to empower their living goddess. Hundreds of worshipers, from the cold wastes of Vermont, to the brick and steel urban blight of the New York/New Jersey megaplex, work tirelessly to bring to fruition “the great writhing,” that time when Kristina Laum will ascend to godhood and once again be known as Kimona Wanalaya.

(This photo was found at the scene of a grisly human sacrifice off route 280 on the NJ turnpike.)

Few know of the cult’s existence, and fewer still live to tell the tale of an encounter with the Kimonites. Their secret network is protected by unfettered access to the wealth of rich and powerful members as well as high ranking government officials. Many who run afoul of the cult must spend the remainder of their lives in hiding, always pursued by the blood thirsty acolytes of “the dread beauty” who demands the lives and souls of all men be forfeit to her. Such is the fate of the brave knights of Quest for Kimona, whose innocent search for knowledge has led to death threats and strange happenings.

The leader of the quest, known only as “The Founder,” will not reveal his identity, nor that of his associates, for fear of the dire consequences. But during my investigations into the cult, I have seen the herculean efforts they have made to ascertain the identity of “The Founder,” and worse still, the progress they have made. The brave souls participating in the Quest for Kimona should take precautions; flee I say for soon they will come for you!

The cult’s rituals are savage, brutal and would rob the sanity of weaker willed readers if I even described the sensuous sanguine horrors that even now are being performed in Kristina’s honor. These rites are soul wrenching obscenities that would disgust even the most jaded libertine. It is said that Kristina herself is unaware of the rites, but that her ghostly alter ego attends the ceremonies while Kristina sleeps!

(I was given this photo by a nebulous Kimona at one of the cult’s rites where they tried to initiate me into their perverse coven.)

I warn you readers, beware! The cult grows and it breeds horror of a cosmic scale. I infiltrated one of their festivals on Halloween, held at an abandoned church in Providence R.I., and was able to smuggle out pictures which I now, in the light of day, cannot in good conscience publish. They are obscene beyond belief, and I doubt any amount of cajoling comments (in our convenient comments section) could convince me to post these pictures of orgiastic cultists.

The day after the festival the building was gone! That is the scale of power involved.

Beware, and should you ever hear the chant “Ia Ia shub Kristina Ia Ia Kimona ftagn” then run I tell you, run and never look back.