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The Return of Amy Dumas

Posted in ECW Alumni, Women of ECW on December 30th, 2006

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ECW alum Amy Dumas, better known until recently as WWE diva Lita, is returning to the independent circuit where she first became a star. This is good news for fans who were forced to watch her in the uninspired, misogynist storylines that WWE creative puts together for the divas, no doubt after consulting a focus group of bitter divorced baby boomers. The one dimensional characture WWE tried to make Amy into never completely suppressed the great performer she is, and fans at last can see her unleashed in full independent glory.

Amy will be appearing at a Maryland Championship Wrestling show on February 25th, along with Alex Shelly, Danny Doring and NWA heavyweight champion Abyss. MCW claims they have signed and exclusive with Dumas to act as her agent, so if you want to try to get Amy to your indy show you’ll have to go through them. You can also book her for autograph sessions and other appearances, and she can bring Orlando Jorden with her!

She’s also fronts the only Punk band in the world that hasn’t sold out, The Luchagores.

I believe they’re scheduling some dates for this spring, watch out for them.

Don’t forget to support Amy’s animal shelter. At least they don’t kill the animals they get like these bastards. Damn hippies.

Francine’s Nip Slip

Posted in ECW Alumni, Women of ECW on December 28th, 2006

Is it still considered a nip slip if the slip is intentional? Either way, we’re happy to see a partially nude photo of Francine Fournier any day, and there’s definitely nipple in this photo. Here’s a safe-for-work pic from the same photo shoot:

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Oh, and if you want to catch the Queen of Extreme in person (presumably with clothes on), drop by the Granite Run Mall in Media, PA on Saturday 12/30/06 between 2pm and 4pm. It may be one of her last public appearances.

A Fistful of Nude Shelly Pics

Posted in Women of ECW on December 28th, 2006

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In September we brought you Shelly Martinez nude.

We added to the collection in October with the naked truth about ECW’s Ariel.

Well, it’s been a while, so without further delay, here are four more of Shelly’s nude modeling photos, never before seen on EoS:

Shelly on all fours

Shelly in a car

Shelly on a couch

Shelly outside

Enjoy, and be sure to come back in early 2007 for a few more Shelly Martinez nudes.

Shelly Martinez Sits On Barbie Blank’s Face!

Posted in The Show on December 22nd, 2006

Laziest. Post. Ever. The money shot’s around :51

Hat tip to YouTube geeks for providing free content for the busy blogger.

Shelly Martinez Soft Core Madness!

Posted in Women of ECW on December 22nd, 2006

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Just in time for Christmas! I already knew that like every hot goth girl Shelly did a little pin-up modeling to earn the money she needed to keep her Cleopatra record collection up to date and pay for those hard to find issues of Ghastly and Carpe Noctum. What I didn’t know was that ECW’s Ariel is also featured in soft core masterpieces American Pin-ups and American Pin-Ups 2.

These are must have DVD’s for any fans shelf, but true fans will also want to drop by Shelly’s official store for more cheesecake then you’ll ever need, which is autographed by Shelly herself.

Thanks to Shelly, it’ll be a blue Christmas in this house.

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