It’s been almost two weeks and uncensored photos of Kelly Kelly flashing Matt striker have yet to find their way into the blogosphere. Despite numerous desperate email messages filling the ECW on Sci-Fi inbox, the pics remain MIA.

Alas, the time has come to burst your collective bubble. We haven’t been able to publish the topless pictures of Kelly Kelly (aka Barbie Blank) because they simply don’t exist. Word on the ‘net is that the young ECW vixen was wearing pasties under her top.

According to one member of the Online Onslaught Forums, “I was sitting ringside opposite of the apron Kelly hopped up on to flash Striker, and sadly, she was wearing pasties. ”

A contributor to the prowrestling.com discussion forums also made a convincing argument for why the photos haven’t surfaced:

Do you seriously believe Kelly Kelly flashed her bare boobs in an arena filled with dozens of underage kids? The WWE is often stupid, but they’re not that stupid. They’d be opening themselves up to all sorts of lawsuits from parents, whether they’re justified or not. She was wearing pasties. End of story. Jeez.

So, sorry to rain on your Kelly Kelly parade, but it looks like we’ll have to wait for a genuine accidental nip slip if we want to see a little more of Barbie Blank.

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Check back on Monday afternoon (EST) for an update on why pics of Kelly Kelly flashing Matt Striker haven’t been posted yet.

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As we announced before the show on Tuesday, former Miss Hawaiian Tropic model Brooke Adams is the latest Extremist to join ECW. Brooke already has an impressive fanbase - our introductory post about Brooke has been even more popular than our entry about Kelly Kelly Flashing Matt Striker. For more on diva Brooke Adams, visit the following pages added to the WWE site today:

Brooke’s main WWE page

Brooke’s WWE profile

Photos of the Extreme Exposé

Dancing Queens (WWE news coverage of the Extreme Exposé)

There’s quite a bit of P.R. for Brooke on the WWE site - looks like they plan on keeping her around for a while.

A quick word of warning: there are many women named Brooke Adams in the world, and not all of them look like ECW’s Brooke Adams. If you’re searching the Internet for more pictures of Brooke Adams, make sure to limit your search accordingly, or you’ll end up with pictures like this:

Definitely not the Brooke Adams we were looking for!

After last night’s Extreme Exposé on the Sci-Fi channel, there are quite a few disappointed Trinity fans. Many hoped that Trinity would be the mystery woman accompanying Kelly Kelly in the ring. It’s not clear when Trinity (aka Stephanie Finochio) will make another on-air appearance, but to tide you over, there are 7 new pics from a photo shoot entitled “Ciao, Bella” posted on the WWE Web site.

Now on to the warning: ECW on Sci-Fi has discovered code embedded on the front page of Trinity’s official site that may have a malicious payload, possibly a trojan. The code (inserted in an iframe, for those of you nerdy enough to care) attempts to contact lsdman dot info, a domain that has associations with isecurepages dot net, a known malware distributor.

It’s likely that the code was placed there by a hacker and Trinity’s webmaster probably doesn’t realize it’s there. We have posted on Trinity’s official forum to notify her webmaster about the problem. Until the issue is corrected, be cautious when visiting the front page of TrinityWrestling.com. We will post an update when the problem has been resolved.

Update: Brooke Adams did indeed share the ring with Kelly in tonight’s Extreme Exposé. They were joined by 2006 WWE Diva Search winner Layla El.

During last week’s ECW, Kelly Kelly announced that the January 23rd episode would be the official return of Kelly’s Exposé, and that she wouldn’t be dancing alone. If you’re wondering who Kelly’s partner will be, EoS may have the scoop:

According to numerous comments on her MySpace profile, it would appear that 22 year old Brooke Adams (above) will debut on tonight’s ECW. Brooke was discovered by the WWE when she participated in the 2006 Diva Search. Despite being eliminated before the finals, she was recruited to train in DSW (one of the WWE’s developmental territories) where she recently made her in-ring debut.

Think you’ve seen Brooke Adams somewhere before? Maybe you ran into her during her appearances as a Vertical Smiles girl. She’s also done a fair amount of modeling work. For more on Brooke, check out these sites:

Wikipedia: Brooke Adams

OneModelPlace.com profile

Obsessed with Wrestling profile

If it turns out Brooke is the new ECW diva dancing with Barbie Blank (aka Kelly Kelly), you can be sure you’ll see more of her here on EoS. Until then, here’s one more photo of Brooke: