Vanessa Hay may be more familiar to many as a “Juggy” from The Man Show but model/actress Vanessa Hay also played a live action version of iconic tattoo/comic image The Devil Girl in a future cult classic aptly named Devil Girl. In my opinion Kay performance captured the Jungian archetype that has graced the work of so many underground artist portfolios perfectly.

Admittedly the movie isn’t so much Sci-Fi as it is an ode to Generation X pop culture sen through Rob Zombie tinted lenses, but it’s worth a watch if only for the surrealism of watching an exotic dancing Devil Girl.

Vanessa Kay has a portfolio online which shows even sans red body paint and prosthetic tail she isn’t hard on the eyes. Her I.M.D.B. page seems light, hopefully we’ll be seeing more of her in the future.

Gotta love the positive attitude of former wrestling star/current stoner babe Shelly Martinez as she and her sister hang around in the middle of the day without much to do. On the one hand she shows a spark of that former ambition that almost made her a star by having the good sense to bring along a cameraman and bikini as part of a promotion for her website which makes me love this. On the other hand coming full circle from web model to star on television to girl who complains about how none of her “friends” call her back on YouTube should be “rock bottom” if you know what I mean, and as the person who tipped me to the video points out Shelly is puttering around with a prescription bottle at 3:39 or so and at the end when Shelly and company are enjoying some seafood she’s either had the good stuff or they cook crab in pure THC oil in California.

Unemployment never looked so fun!

I’m of the opinion that Shelly Martinez is still pretty hot but my Internet tipster says she’s getting that “stoner body” thing where women don’t exactly get fat, but lose all muscle tone from hours of sitting around toking up. I said that was too mean to print, and she’s still attractive. It was then pointed out to me that I have yet to join or heavily promote her paysite to which I replied that until she gets a webmaster referral program I won’t.

I mean how hard is it to sign up for a CC Bill account Shelly? I mean really? Missy Hyatt can slap one together but you can’t? That’s just shameful. But not as shameful as this:

The very best wrestling promos blur the line between reality and storyline so well that fans are left wondering if what they saw was a “shoot” or a “work” and this clip from 1996 of the late, great Brian Pillman is the standard by which all such promos will forever be judged:

Brian Pillman’s daughter Alexis had been spotted at TNA house shows as a ring girl about a year ago and was said to be working as a valet on the southern indy circuit. Hopefully we’ll be seeing a new Pillman in the future.

Here at EOS, we’ve mentioned ECW alum Missy Hyatt in passing, but we’ve never done a whole post on what she’s up to lately. You may have seen her name on recent wrestling convention fliers and indy show rosters, but did you know Missy is an Internet entrepreneur with a bigger web footprint than most active Wrestlers today? Here’s a selection of Missy Hyatt links for hardcore fans that ironically, are mostly softcore.

But you’ll enjoy them anyway:

Missy Hyatt official MySpace profile

Missy Hyatt on Twitter

Missy Hyatt on Facebook

Then of course there is the good stuff from Missy Hyatt’s pay site:

There you’ll see not only alot of Missy Hyatt, but nude pics of Tammy Sytch, The Queen of Extreme Francine Fournier and Daffney from TNA. There they will be in poses something like this:

But you know, with other women instead of Missy. Missy also has some sort of crazy 24 hour webcam site where you can watch her do various things, like comb her hair or do her make-up. Sounds awesome. But if you’re already a member of MissyHyatt.net you get a discount so in for a penny in for a pound I always say.

Here’s a little something from her YouTube channel (which includes some classic 80s clips) that demonstrates the surreal genius that is Missy Hyatt:

And here’s the infamous Heyman Hustle interview:

Admittedly there are not as many nude pictures of Daniella Alonso floating around the web as would befit one of E.O.S.’s Saturday starlets but this cult movie beauty is too hot to not mention. The American born actress may best be known as a minor, but delightfully bi-curious, character on prime time viewer lobotomizer One Tree Hill but our readers may also recognize her from high cheese content fright flicks like Wrong Turn 2, The Hills have Eyes 2 and of course Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror.

While those movies may have, shall we say, varying levels of entertainment value, fans are no doubt looking forward to seeing her in her newest project The Collector, which has a site that literally will check your name against a database to see if you’re old enough to see their “sadistic” content. Where’s the A.C.L.U. when you need them? Fear not though, Fangoria has the “sadistic” content which is basically a trailer with some blood and topless women in it. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

As you probably can see in the new tab you just opened it isn’t Daniella’s breasts in the trailer, but I haven’t seen the movie so there’s hope yet! Until then this is as risque as it gets with the tiresomely classy Daniella, but something tells me that after a couple of more Horrible Movie IIs we’ll probably get to see some more skin.

Pray for a flop people! Pray for a flop.