Gotta love the positive attitude of former wrestling star/current stoner babe Shelly Martinez as she and her sister hang around in the middle of the day without much to do. On the one hand she shows a spark of that former ambition that almost made her a star by having the good sense to bring along a cameraman and bikini as part of a promotion for her website which makes me love this. On the other hand coming full circle from web model to star on television to girl who complains about how none of her “friends” call her back on YouTube should be “rock bottom” if you know what I mean, and as the person who tipped me to the video points out Shelly is puttering around with a prescription bottle at 3:39 or so and at the end when Shelly and company are enjoying some seafood she’s either had the good stuff or they cook crab in pure THC oil in California.

Unemployment never looked so fun!

I’m of the opinion that Shelly Martinez is still pretty hot but my Internet tipster says she’s getting that “stoner body” thing where women don’t exactly get fat, but lose all muscle tone from hours of sitting around toking up. I said that was too mean to print, and she’s still attractive. It was then pointed out to me that I have yet to join or heavily promote her paysite to which I replied that until she gets a webmaster referral program I won’t.

I mean how hard is it to sign up for a CC Bill account Shelly? I mean really? Missy Hyatt can slap one together but you can’t? That’s just shameful. But not as shameful as this:

Here at EOS, we’ve mentioned ECW alum Missy Hyatt in passing, but we’ve never done a whole post on what she’s up to lately. You may have seen her name on recent wrestling convention fliers and indy show rosters, but did you know Missy is an Internet entrepreneur with a bigger web footprint than most active Wrestlers today? Here’s a selection of Missy Hyatt links for hardcore fans that ironically, are mostly softcore.

But you’ll enjoy them anyway:

Missy Hyatt official MySpace profile

Missy Hyatt on Twitter

Missy Hyatt on Facebook

Then of course there is the good stuff from Missy Hyatt’s pay site:

There you’ll see not only alot of Missy Hyatt, but nude pics of Tammy Sytch, The Queen of Extreme Francine Fournier and Daffney from TNA. There they will be in poses something like this:

But you know, with other women instead of Missy. Missy also has some sort of crazy 24 hour webcam site where you can watch her do various things, like comb her hair or do her make-up. Sounds awesome. But if you’re already a member of MissyHyatt.net you get a discount so in for a penny in for a pound I always say.

Here’s a little something from her YouTube channel (which includes some classic 80s clips) that demonstrates the surreal genius that is Missy Hyatt:

And here’s the infamous Heyman Hustle interview:

WWE’s much lauded “attitude era” missed out on a gem when they never brought in Wrestling greatest mic man Joel Gertner. Gertner entertained fans with his unique and vulgar “poems” right up until the ECW went out of business in 2001. Last sighted working as a promoter for Connecticut based MXW Pro-Wrestling in late 2006 Gertner is a talented performer whose presence is sorely missed in this era of bland and talentless wrestling announcers.

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Is acting ECW General Manager Tiffany (aka Taryn Terrell) the world’s sexiest woman?

Maybe not, but she has been nominated for the dubious honor of World’s Sexiest Vegetarian.  She’s in good company in this PETA sponsored competition, joined by the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Alyssa Milano, and Pamela Anderson.

Tiffany wrote on WWE Universe that she went vegan because:

I am speaking up for those who cannot speak for themselves. I am a strong proponent for the humane treatment of animals and am making my stand known by not ingesting any animal products whatsoever.

She saw the meat-free light after watching a video by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA.)  Does anyone have the heart to break it to her that PETA is an organization that is notorious for killing animals that could otherwise be adopted and has been caught dumping their bodies in trash bins.

Notably absent from the list of “World’s Sexiest Vegetarian” nominees are former ECW divas Shelly Martinez (Ariel) and Lena Yada, both of whom have been known to pass anti-KFC propaganda around on MySpace.

Aren’t we all now? Shelly Martinez has made the transition from Wrestler to Internet Model (where it all began) with the launch of her new site and she’ s now using the newest and greatest web promotional network there is, Twitter. So now you can be assured that you’re up to date on everything Shelly is doing in her life. And because it’s on Twitter it’s technically not stalking. So follow Funtimeshelly until your heart’s content.

Now that Shelly’s modeling full time will she be replacing our girl Tara Bush as the favorite EOS web model?

Not unless she gets an affiliate program. Until then you’re still number one Tara! Join Sexy Model Tara now!

Also on Twitter North Korea. Yes Really.