Here at EOS, we’ve mentioned ECW alum Missy Hyatt in passing, but we’ve never done a whole post on what she’s up to lately. You may have seen her name on recent wrestling convention fliers and indy show rosters, but did you know Missy is an Internet entrepreneur with a bigger web footprint than most active Wrestlers today? Here’s a selection of Missy Hyatt links for hardcore fans that ironically, are mostly softcore.

But you’ll enjoy them anyway:

Missy Hyatt official MySpace profile

Missy Hyatt on Twitter

Missy Hyatt on Facebook

Then of course there is the good stuff from Missy Hyatt’s pay site:

There you’ll see not only alot of Missy Hyatt, but nude pics of Tammy Sytch, The Queen of Extreme Francine Fournier and Daffney from TNA. There they will be in poses something like this:

But you know, with other women instead of Missy. Missy also has some sort of crazy 24 hour webcam site where you can watch her do various things, like comb her hair or do her make-up. Sounds awesome. But if you’re already a member of MissyHyatt.net you get a discount so in for a penny in for a pound I always say.

Here’s a little something from her YouTube channel (which includes some classic 80s clips) that demonstrates the surreal genius that is Missy Hyatt:

And here’s the infamous Heyman Hustle interview:

Aren’t we all now? Shelly Martinez has made the transition from Wrestler to Internet Model (where it all began) with the launch of her new site and she’ s now using the newest and greatest web promotional network there is, Twitter. So now you can be assured that you’re up to date on everything Shelly is doing in her life. And because it’s on Twitter it’s technically not stalking. So follow Funtimeshelly until your heart’s content.

Now that Shelly’s modeling full time will she be replacing our girl Tara Bush as the favorite EOS web model?

Not unless she gets an affiliate program. Until then you’re still number one Tara! Join Sexy Model Tara now!

Also on Twitter North Korea. Yes Really.

If you’re a fan of old school ECW, this is a pretty freakin’ cool piece of memorabilia: a giant sign that hung at the original home of ECW, the ECW Arena in South Philly. The sign is autographed by a bunch of ECW wrestlers, including The Blue Meanie, Sabu, 2 Cold Scorpio, Tammy Sytch, Axl Rotten, and Francine Fournier.

Of course, you’d have to be a huge fan of ECW or a serious collector to pick up this piece of wrestling history - the eBay “Buy It Now” price is $20,000. Check out the auction on eBay. I can’t wait to see how much it sells for.

found via The Blue Meanie

We’re getting used to seeing Shelly Martinez as Salinas on TNA iMPACT! but she’s got another gig that’s more reminiscent of the Ariel shtick from her ECW days. Meet Shelly Martinez, vampire vixen (again):

Look familiar? This time Shelly’s sporting the bloodthirsty vamp look for a new horror-themed Web show called The Scream. “The show opens every week with a ‘Scream Babe’ original horror short featuring a hot babe with blood and gore,” according to the show’s Web site.

“The Scream” is hosted by actress Melissa Bacelar and includes interview segments with horror writer Heidi Martinuzzi of Pretty/Scary. The promo material says the show combines the four Bs: blood, boobs, babes and bodies. One of the upcoming guests is Christa Campbell, who we profiled in our Sci-Fi Starlet Saturday feature in August 2007.

Shelly Martinez and Melissa Bacelar

Shelly Martinez bares her fangs in the trailer for “The Scream,” so presumably she appears in at least one episode. No word yet on whether she’ll be vamping it up as a regular on the show. Check out the trailer:

With the upcoming election no longer a shoo-in for Hillary Clinton, she and Bill are setting their sights on a new prize: the WWE Tag Team Championship belt. Hillary explains her newfound affinity for wrestling entertainment:

Although politics used to be the preeminent arena for deception, dishonesty, and slanderous personal attacks, this is no longer the case. Because of this shift in political values, Bill and I felt it was best if we competed in an arena that rewarded deception, falsities, and character attacks.

So, does this mean Hillary no longer has her heart set on the American presidency?

If I happen to win the Democratic presidential nomination, great. As of right now, Bad Ass Slick Willy and I, the Road Dog Hillary Rodham, the New Age Patriots, are dedicated to wining the WWE tag team title at Wrestlemania XXIV.

I bet Hillary’s finishing move would be The Nutcracker. Any ideas for Bill’s finishing move?

The full article is good for a few laughs. Read the whole piece at The Sentinel, an Ohio State University publication.