Tara Bush that is.

You didn’t think a week would go by without mentioning are favorite Indy wrestler/model did you? Especially when she’s got big news. Tara will be a spokes model for Pravda brand vodka, which has a certain irony that fans of the “hardcore schoolgirl” will no doubt pick up on.

We hope this doesn’t interfere with her wrestling schedule, but it seems like modeling is her bread and butter these days. Just some of her work as a spokes model includes:

Whip Cream

Canned soup (with some friends)

Even traffic safety

Either that or she’s a Democrat (get it? Stop Bush)

The more we see of her, the more we’d like to see her in ECW. And when we say more of her we mean:

Now that’s modeling. Anyway she’s got a Balloon Fetish sight if you like the weird stuff and don’t forget to visit her at her home on the web.

Looks like there’s going to be some more stock footage available for Sci-Fi original movies.

A Google Maps capture’s making the rounds and freaking out entomophobes everywhere.

There’s more at Google Sightseeing.

Tara Bush that is. We’re still keeping our fingers crossed to get her in the ECW, and now that we’ve got a man on the inside we present a sampling of her work on the ‘net for your approval.

This one’s for you K.R.

Here’s an old interview of Tara that’ll give you some background on the “Hardcore Schoolgirl”.
(Tara Bush doesn’t believe in only providing headshots.)

Our girl Tara has a growing internet presence, and was in the July 2005 issue of F.H.M.

But can she wrestle? She looks ready to go…
(…on an oil soaked mat)

But you can really see her in action at womens extreme wrestling, which is like all-girl ECW, run by Russ Meyer.

(Looks like somebody’s trying to replace Barbie Blank jailbait queen of E.O.S.)

Now, if you really want extreme, you don’t just look at action inside the ring, you see what your favorite stars are up to outside the ring as well. Well Tara’s got two words for you.

Ballon. Fetish. Click the pic and enjoy(?)

Tara’s only around 21, so of course she has a Youtube page and the obligatory MySpace account. The real actions at her offical website though. Rove, I dare you to go there and tell me you don’t think she can cut it in ECW.

Completely embarrassing but entertaining none the less.

Of course the George Allen debate debacle has made the rounds, and thrown everyone, myself included into a tizzy.

For the purpose of clarity however, the summery is that maybe racist politician George Allen, might be Jewish. Rumors fly, bloggers titter and then during a televised debate some poor woman has the misfortune of starting off her question this way:

“It has been reported your grandfather Felix, whom you were given your middle name for, was Jewish. Could you please tell us whether your forebears include Jews and, if so, at which point Jewish identity might have ended?”

Audience boos, Allen gets pissed and righty folk everywhere shake their head in sad resignation:

“You see, all this Israel bashing has consequences, blah, Anti-Semitism, blah”

I know because I was one of them.

But then people, who I assume are godless, Hitler-loving, jihadi, communist, college professor pedophiles start making the ‘net rounds saying that the question wasn’t only not racist, but was perfectly reasonable.

Game on.

So of course I, who not only has this blog to write for but also the soon to be launched Red-Alerts.com, and the am supposed to be preparing Lovecrafteffect.com and Spellandritual for Halloween launches, spend about two days vomiting out righteous indignation all over the cyber-gods creation.

Racist this, nazi that, you know, just taking an opportunity to get some “liberal” all red faced at being outted for the closet bigot he is. Long story short, in less time then it takes for DailyKos to delete an anti-Semitic rant, I’m in some sort of electronic argument on this site with someone whose handle is “Plunge”. “Plunge!”

So I’m busy calling everyone a racist, amused because throughout this whole episode I did everything but call these people “white devils”, and I realize I’m one of them.

You know what I mean; now I’m suddenly one of those people who get riled up at some event and clucks continuously about it on the Internet. When “Plunge” insulted me, I really got insulted, as if this really mattered.

I don’t even know where George Allen’s from, or what he’s running for!

Color me embarrassed.

All this acrimony, and not a damn thing to show for it. Luckily I got some sound political advise from someone with their head on straight:

Now back to the business at hand…

I actually thought this was a joke. I was wrong.

Whores of Warcraft went live and it is bizarre beyond my wildest dreams. Check out their preview page and you’ll see that the first episode is actually called “Rogues do it from behind”; I almost fell off my chair!

Apparently, every week (?) there’s going to be some new Warcrafty porn video posted in their members area, gamers are expected to join in droves.

Joining Mia Rose in portraying fantasy sexpots will be adult entertainer Monica Mayhem, who I only mention because I love her name. Click her pic below to see her adult only site.

Some people might be shocked, but Warcraft players saw this one coming. They know what the ‘net’s really for.