Mexican wrestler Dionicio Castellanos Torres, better known as Psicosis or Psychosis, has done stints in just about every major wrestling promotion, from ECW to WCW to TNA to WWE’s Smackdown brand, with plenty of indy appearances in between. He’s had defeats, and he’s had victories, but recently he suffered a new kind of smackdown: deportation.

Lords of Pain reported that some time in April, Psicosis attempted to enter the United States for work purposes using tourist papers. According to reports, officials “took away his tourist papers and he was deported back to Mexico. He’s going to try and get working papers so that he can appear at U.S. indy shows, but it’s not going to be easy.”

Could it be that his 2006 arrest is making it harder for Psicosis to get an American work visa? Maybe they should decide his fate with a Mexican Death Match, like this awesome 1995 ECW match between Psicosis and Rey Mysterio, Jr.:

Kinda makes you wistful for old school ECW, doesn’t it?

Usually around here we spend our time telling you about uncovered nipples and where you can find them. Let me clarify: uncovered female nipples and where you can find them.

I don’t want to make a habit of this, but bear with me as I discuss male nipples for a moment, or more specifically, the lack of male nipples on the WrestleMania XXIV banner you see above. I know you probably didn’t notice, but the nipples of Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena and company have been airbrushed out of that image.

The Orlando Sentinel’s Scott Maxwell attended WrestleManiArt last night and got the full story on what he’s calling NippleGate. The large banner hangs on the side of a building in Orlando, and was rendered nippleless in an effort to please Orlando city officials who didn’t want promo materials to be “too provocative.”

Here’s part of the pre-Nipplegate photo:

(image: WWE.com)

And a slightly zoomed image of the WrestleMania XXIV banner sans nipples, courtesy of the Orlando Sentinel:

OK, enough about man nips. Back to our regularly scheduled programming, and my sincerest apologies if you find yourself unable to tear your eyes away from Big Show’s nipples during future WWE events.  Here’s a Monica Bellucci chaser.