Tammy Sytch has been pounding the virtual pavement (also known as sending out a bunch of MySpace bulletins) as she tries to drum up buyers for all of the products and services offered through her official site, TammySytchOnline.com. Merchandise, phone calls, photos, videos - there’s something for every Sunny fan.

Capitalizing on the mood of the season, or at least the mood fostered by Hallmark and Vermont Teddy Bear commercials, Tammy is offering a special Valentine’s Day promotion:

Feeling like you need to make your Valentine’s Day a little more Sunny? Let Tammy be your personal Valentine this year! Tammy will call you or the person of your choice to wish them a Happy Valentine’s Day personally! This is the ultimate and very unique gift for the wrestling fan who has followed Tammy’s career!

Note: Calls will be no longer than 5 minutes, nothing vulgar or intrusive will be tolerated. Calls will be scheduled, if the party does not answer, Tammy will leave a voice mail but it is your responsibility to be available for the call, the call will not repeat.

To purchase and schedule a time for this specialized call:

$30 in the United States

$50 for international calls

If Valentine’s Day isn’t your thing (or you’re embarrassed to give yourself a Valentine’s gift), Tammy offers personalized telephone greetings for other occasions too, like graduations and anniversaries. Like the Valentine’s calls, these greetings are $30 domestically and $50 internationally.

Tammy is also offering paid endorsements for products and companies. She is available for both photo endorsements and video promotions. Details on pricing and scheduling are not available on Tammy’s Web site, but serious proposals may be sent to bambi.weavil@gmail.com.

Finally, for a limited time Tammy is offering the following Triple Threat merchandise package:

• a Tammy t-shirt of your choice
• an 8×10 autographed promo to you of your choice
• a Tammy candy bar

The package is $30 for U.S. orders and $40 for international orders, shipping and handing included. Check out the package details and t-shirt options on Tammy’s official site. The offer ends on March 1, 2009.

Anyone else curious what kind of candy bar a Tammy candy bar is? And what are the odds that she’d send one to a poor blogger for helping promote her gear? (Hey, someone’s gotta ask the tough questions!)