Okay, so maybe the title of this post is a liberal translation of Shelly’s latest MySpace blog post, but if a wrestling blogger can’t paraphrase, who can? Here are the exact words from Shelly Martinez on the latest fabrication manufactured by pervy forum trolls:

There is a HUGE difference between porn and Bettie Page fetish style shoots that is all I have to say

So there you have it folks. As we reported back in August, Shelly will be doing a Bettie Page-style fetish film for Platinum Jewel.

Shelly Martinez has certainly made enough of a name for herself as a pinup model and wrestler that she has no need to do porn to advance her career. Any rumor to the contrary is the stuff of greasy, nerdly fantasy conjured up during an all-night, all-male Dungeons & Dragons session. (No offense, guys.)