The ECW forum on Sci-Fi channels website has long been a place of strife and contention, until now.

There is now an era of peace descending on the boards, where wrestling fans and Sci-Fi devotees can live as one. It gives hope to all of us who long for a world free from pointless conflict.

The rest of us, however, call such displays what they are, unmanly. Call me old fashioned, but I don’t do apologies, I don’t make ‘em, and I don’t take ‘em, period.

If some guy sitting in his mothers basement, covered in Cheeto dust and collecting unemployment (via my goddamn tax dollars!) switches from his Russian teen “art nudes” to his second screen just to criticize some program I watch on T.V., the answer from me is “get a job, Percy”. I don’t get all flustered and try to get all my “friends” (whom I’ve never actually met) to stroke me.

And when that same bastard says “Hey man, sorry. We cool?” my response is “I’m cool, you’re a little bitch. And didn’t I tell you to get a job you shiftless loser?”

For that matter, if I’ve bothered to brush the Cheeto dust off myself to troll some board you won’t catch me apologizing for it later, no matter how few friends I have.

But that’s just me.