Barbie Blank bares all! (except the good parts)
They grow up so fast.
One day they’re hesitantly “stripping”, doing their best to not show you the goods, next thing you know they’re flashing the world with nothing but the playing cards they borrowed form some teamster covering their nipples.
Kids these days.
While Barbie being almost naked is usually the highlight of any ECW program,or at least the most popular as my referrer data plainly shows, this time she might have been overshadowed by a more covered Trinity who had Barbie … ahem … outgunned.
It seems our little girl is all grown up and brimming with confidence, and I think I know exactly where that confidence is coming from:
(Photo from the WWE health and wellness seminar)
It’s pretty clear to me someone is a bad influence on our sweet little dumpling, Test I’m looking you way.
Though it is nice to see her coming out of her shell, and by shell I of course mean top.
But underage drinking is where I draw the line, luckily I’ve been able to find a chaperone to travel with Barbie from now on, one who knows how to handle big muscular guys who come sniffing around the hotel room at 12:30 at night with a bottle of cheap wine in one hand and a box of condoms in the other:
(who’s gayer than Kanyon?)
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on April 5th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Well Gabby, your comment was so far of the mark it’ll will require what we bloggers call a “fisking.” Sit back and enjoy.
1) The post is a joke (lighten up) so the entire post isn’t to be taken as seriously as you seem to have taken it. And relax kid, it’s just a blog.
2) “You draw the line at underage drinking?? who are you to say what is or isn’t acceptable?”
I’m an adult. We adults don’t think teens, even 19 yr old ones, should be “in the cups” so to speak. When Blank is 21, the legal age, her “gettin’ tore up” won’t really matter one way or another, although excess drinking isn’t good for you.
3)The post doesn’t say she shouldn’t strip, though it may clearly indicate (as I meant it to) that when your an old man like me seeing someone who’s young enough to be your daughter flash isn’t anywhere near as exciting as the you’d think. In fact it just makes you feel old.
4) I never said Blank was a slut. I wouldn’t know (or care) if she was.
5)I know that picture wasn’t from the health and wellness seminar. It was a joke.
6) The “muscular men” joke was a gay joke and a joke about young girls being inexperienced. That’s why I put flamboyantly gay comic Paul Lynde in there. See Barbie Blank, not being a slut, wouldn’t know what to do with a muscular man, but Paul Lynde would have (rest his soul)
7) You want my Wrestling blog to deal in facts as opposed to opinions? You want more hard hitting reportage about Shelly Martinez being nude or the Blue Meanie being unemployed?
So let me get this straight “Gabby” my wife has spent the last two or three months trying to post, umm, let’s say titilating pictures of your supposed friend and that’s o.k. with you but the thought that some guy might think underage drinking is bad is fightin’ words? If I said that I was concerned about teenage pregnacy or teachers having sex with students would you go off on another rant? If I were to tell you, from experience, that a 30-something year old man only wants to date 20 year olds because women his own age know there’s something wrong with him would you post a death threat?
Wow, you’re a hell of a “friend”, Gabby. But before you post “random shit” on a blog, try actually reading the post, or sobering up before reading it.
And for the love of the gods, at least visit our sponsors
on January 26th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i love kelly kelly
on March 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Kelly Kelly needs to pose for PlayBoy!
on September 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Baribe needs to pose for playboy so we can all of the goods!!!!!
on December 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 am
Kelly kelly need to pose for playboy and soon