ECW on Sci-Fi staff were asked by writers David Lagana and Chris DeJosephs for a testimonial for their new product, which will be called “Snorecore Wrestling”.

A cutting edge visual anti-stimulant, Snorecore is guaranteed to induce long lasting restful sleep in those suffering from even the most stubborn cases of insomnia. Snorecore works by bombarding the cerebral cortex with images it’s seen dozens of times before so that the brain begins to think it is dreaming, and shuts down all the parts of the brain not used in sleep. (Users are warned to be in a seated or prone position before using, the effects are nearly instantaneous.)

“I tuned in on Tuesday night and next thing I know it’s Sunday afternoon!” ECW on Sci-Fi staff exclaimed. “Watching the new ECW gave me the best sleep of my life!”

Lagana announced that Snorecore will be initially available in regular or extra strength “Big Show” dosages.