A few days ago WWE fired the Queen of Extreme, rumor has it, because Vince McMahon didn’t think she was hot enough to be a WWE diva. The above picture is from Francine Fournier’s 2005 stint at Women’s Extreme Wrestling (also know as Woman’s Erotic Wrestling) who still host a gallery of pics from then here. She looks fine to me, although certain message boards, who I’ll never link to, are filled “men” who claim that her “butt is gross”, as if they’ve seen better outside of a WWE match.

Despite what the misogynist on the boards are claiming, Francine is stripper hot. And bonus, she’s not a teenager, so people in in their 30’s don’t have to be creeped out that the girl their thinking about while rubbing one out is just about their daughter’s age. You younger guys may not understand that now, but trust me when you hit 35 you’ll thank the gods for every nude picture of a woman your own age, just so you don’t have to cry in shame after every … “session”.

Too personal? You’ll all see soon enough, but the point is that every guy over 30 isn’t some pervert who only looks at chicks who can pass for 14 when their hair’s in pig tales (no offense Barbie Blank), or wants to see Playboy playmates hit each other with pillows while wearing lingerie picked out by the boys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Some of us like to see actual talented wrestlers, which Francine is, who are “hot” but can also buy a drink at a bar, knows who King Diamond is and remembers double features at the movies.

Francine was a “real” woman, not a drag queen caricature like the majority of WWE divas who Vince keeps around are. Vince’s girls are chosen to look as if they’d be at home on the pages of a magazine, and Francine looked like she’d be at home in your living room, eating popcorn while watching horror flicks. Vince wants girls who look like they’re going to a photo shoot, but ECW fans like a girl who looks like she’s going to shoot pool. Vince thinks people won’t be interested in Francine as a sex object, but 2 out of 3 of you reading this came here thinking, because of the title, that’d there be something rather more risque here. I’ll miss Francine on the ECW, but she’ll work again and I, like many of her fans, will follow her to her new home.

But for now why not check out her old home. She’s got a MySpace and of course there’s the infamous MissyHyatt.net which I’d link to but they don’t have an affiliate program (ahem).