OK, since I got the juvenile (but completely necessary) double entendre out of the way in the title, I can offer some serious commentary on this week’s ECW on Sci-Fi. Once again, I have a bone to pick with the ECW writers.

I’m perfectly happy to see Kelly Kelly take an interest in Balls Mahoney. While some of the other wrestling bloggers aren’t “buying into the fact that Kelly Kelly could have the hots for Balls Mahoney” since he “has a face not even his mother could love,” I like that the underdog might get his day.

What actually bugs me about the current storyline is that all three of the Extreme Exposé divas seem willing to share The Miz. Sorry, but Layla, Brooke, and Kelly are hot enough that they don’t need to fight over a man, much less that doofus.  That’s where I just can’t suspend disbelief.

And besides, why are the ECW divas vying for the attention of The Miz instead of the current champion, John Morrison? The writing is just … nonsensical.

Arabian Facebuster has also had it with the WWE. They have a list of demands that must be met for them to end their “state of WAR” against the WWE, and I’m particularly fond of demand number four:

Terminate the contract of The Miz. If he is publicly executed, we will waive one additional demand.

WWE, you’ve been served.