With the web abuzz over ECW diva Kelly’s artful rendition of a striptease, meaning it was light on the strip, heavy on the tease, ECW on Sci-Fi’s crack staff became worried that Kelly’s new fans may not actually know what stripping should look like. After all, how else could you explain the ‘net’s obsession with this former model’s lazy, sub par performance?

When Kimona danced, fans were treated to a performance rarely seen outside of a Jersey strip club. Fans watching the video have been know to reach in their wallets and place dollar bills in front of their monitors, waiting for Kimona to come pick up the tip with her cleavage. It’s so real, while watching it I get nervous a bartender will appear to enforce a two drink minimum.

Kelly looked like one of the extras hired to work a spring break special on MTV.

Click below and judge for yourself.
 

UPDATE: There’s a slightly choppier, but better quality, Kimona vid at VidLife