ECW “vixen” Kelly, A.K.A Barbie Blank, went to the stripper well once again (almost as often as we do!) to prove once and for all she’s as sexy as any other blond-haired, surgically enhanced WWE performer. This time armed with a front hook (good idea) Kelly began her performance with some shimmying and … boot rubbing. Yes, boot rubbing, the age old stall technique women who aren’t comfortable stripping, and who just bought shiny new boots, employ to keep men interested. After several excruciating minutes of this she struggled, albeit briefly, with her new, easier to manage bra and reenacted last week’s debacle to perfection.

Then her “boyfriend” came out and angrily made her cover her shame, which he apparently didn’t know was the several minutes of footage of her “striptease”. At least we’re supposed to think it was her boyfriend but the guy looked old enough to be her father, and given that he was wearing nothing but yellow spandex shorts, made the whole spectacle, to use the technical term, icky.

Over at 1wrestling.com, feedback has been mixed, but one fan cruelly expressed what many were feeling concerning Kelly’s performance.

…That stupid ho Kelly may have gotten her bra off this week but i was still bored out of my mind. Why don’t they just track down Kimona so she can show Kelly how this is down?

Ouch. That’s a little harsh, given that the lame stripper gimmick probably wasn’t her idea. Like seeing a deer caught in headlights, ECW fans are forced to see this cute kid (and remember pervs, she’s still a teenager) get crushed under the weight of the legendary Kimona dance which happened when this poor kid was in grade school.

Kelly is a very beautiful young woman, but she’s no exotic dancer. If ECW wants to hire strippers, then they should hire some. Let’s move on and let this kid keep a little dignity.