With the upcoming election no longer a shoo-in for Hillary Clinton, she and Bill are setting their sights on a new prize: the WWE Tag Team Championship belt. Hillary explains her newfound affinity for wrestling entertainment:

Although politics used to be the preeminent arena for deception, dishonesty, and slanderous personal attacks, this is no longer the case. Because of this shift in political values, Bill and I felt it was best if we competed in an arena that rewarded deception, falsities, and character attacks.

So, does this mean Hillary no longer has her heart set on the American presidency?

If I happen to win the Democratic presidential nomination, great. As of right now, Bad Ass Slick Willy and I, the Road Dog Hillary Rodham, the New Age Patriots, are dedicated to wining the WWE tag team title at Wrestlemania XXIV.

I bet Hillary’s finishing move would be The Nutcracker. Any ideas for Bill’s finishing move?

The full article is good for a few laughs. Read the whole piece at The Sentinel, an Ohio State University publication.