Why that’s Rebecca Dipietro, Playboy model and 2006 Diva contest runner up. She’s hot; no doubt about it, but her stilted delivery and crazy-eye stare creeped me out a little. I’m lying, she creeped me out a lot. She reminded me of the ghost from The Grudge, or worse Markos “Kos” Moulitas who’s also got the crazy eyes. But of course, he’s actually crazy while I’m sure Rebecca’s a nice, sane young woman.

But still, I was so distracted by her (and not because of her low cut dress!) that I almost missed how high R.V.D. was. And he was as high as Cindy Sheehan was when she buried her uterus in Texas.

Too partisan? You’re probably right so let’s move forward and get to the important stuff, where can we see Rebecca naked? Here and here. For the exhaustive research I had to do to find two sites you could go to safely (but don’t click around on too many of their links) I’ll say your welcome in advance.