I don’t want to be one of those wrestling bloggers who talks about how ugly some woman is on his CPU-crashing spyware repository that steals  all its stories from that douchebag Dave Meltzer(you know who you are) and I’ll go on record as saying Angelina Love aka Angel Williams is one of the sexiest women in wrestling and one of the most talented.  BUT…

Look, I hear Williams dated a rock star so maybe she’s living fast, and Velvet Sky aka Talia Madison, pretty much looks like she’s still in high school but I feel more than a little creeped out sometimes watching The Beautiful people grind into each other while “Cute Kip” looks on like some second rate porn actor. Every picture of The Beautiful People looks like a porn thumbnail titled something like Couple Catches Babysitter Stealing and Gets Hard Punishment or Teen Breaks MILF’s Window and Works Off Debt. If there were such things I mean. Personally I wouldn’t know, I’m simply doing what all wrestling bloggers do and getting my information from Dave Meltzer.

But seriously, if you can look at this picture without feeling a little uncomfortable you’re probably a pervert:

Again don’t get me wrong, Angelina Love is hot by any standard, and unlike many of the WWE Divas she’s clearly an athlete who puts work into her body and doesn’t just purge her way into a bikini (I say referencing no one in particular.) And I’m not saying she looks old (more like distinguished) because everyone who stands next to the near-pubescent Velvet Sky has ten years added to them on camera.  But, if they are the same ages (27) as the uber-trustworthy Wikipedia seems to claim, then Angelina may want to hang garlic around her neck because Velvet Sky is a youth sucking vampire. Either that or Love ’s “27″ is around 36.

Hey, I like The Beautiful People and I like the whole weird porny gimmick. As a commentary on the pornification of women’s wrestling (using more talented wrestlers than the WWE has) I think The Beautiful People is marvelously pretentious, an attack on the very fans who have driven women’s wrestling into the sorry shape it finds itself in with their preference for faux-Playmate style over athletic substance while sneaking in some great matches from some of the most underrated wrestlers in the business.

And if they’re ever released they can hit Cinemax where along with Kip they can make a series of soft-core “erotic thrillers” entitled either The Babysitter Diaries or Sex School Mentors where an older more experienced Love shows Velvet Sky how to seduce (and murder!) meat-headed body builders. I mean, isn’t that pretty much their act now?