Something tells me that if Santorum loses his seat, The Sci-Fi Channel will get a ratings bump while he and his staff figure out what to do next. I’m just hoping I catch him at Chiller Theater this year. Hot Air has the whole story of how the Senator outed himself as a Tolkien geek.

A lot of conservatives are coming down on the guy, but I say a man who can understand the universal genius of Tolkien and apply it to foreign policy is just what we need in Washington. Besides, how much more fanciful is a Tolkien based foreign policy then Jimmy Carter’s “Communist can be trusted” North Korean policy?