O.K. I know this will shock you, but there are apparently gay wrestlers. I know, I know it’s a surprise, nobody would expect that a sport that requires participants to hang around gyms,wear colorful costumes and “grapple” with each other would be appealing to gays but I swear it’s true.

Case in point, not to long ago, Chris Kanyon, a.k.a. Mortis, a.k.a. Chris “Champagne” Kanyon, came out of the closet recently. Not really big news in and of itself, Kanyon upped the ante by doing what any self-respecting homosexual would do after announcing his orientation. He started raising hell.

I’ve got two words: Love. It.

First he supposedly got himself ejected from a WWE show by ambushing DX as they made their entrance, running up the ramp with a sign that accused WWE of firing him due to his orientation, and best of all on the reverse side it read “Shawn Pray for my gay soul”.

Hilarious. Especially since if you ask me, H.B.K.’s new found faith, and his older behavior both have as Ann Coulter might say “a whiff of the bath house” about it.

I’ve heard he also posted some sort of hate filled screed on good ‘ol J.R.’s blog, but I couldn’t find it. What I did find was that wrestling fans are not happy about Chris making all kinds of accusations of “racism” (?) and are buzzing like angry, sexless hornets who live in their parent’s basements and search the net for nude photos of Ariel and Kelly Kelly.

He’s hitting the circuit, putting the bad mouth on some people and outing others and generally being as entertaining as hell. He’s got his schedule on his official site, and he’s got a MySpace account, which gives his side of the DX story.

This B@#$* gives all us heteros a bad name by calling Kanyon a “Faggit” and making some sort of round about death threat. Be sure to drop by her MySpace page and tell her how you feel.

Good luck Chris!