In a MySpace blurb today, Andrew “Test” Martin demonstrated that he’s still got it. And by “it,” I of course mean the potential to make good decisions.

Following an unfortunate incident that involved a bizarre rant posted on his MySpace profile, Martin has changed the password and isn’t sharing it with everyone and their respective mothers. He wrote:

What’s up all! Since I’m the only one with the password to this site now, all the wrestling sites can quote me on what is said here.

Apologies for the length, but here’s the rest of Martin’s newest blurb in which he describes the minutiae of his daily life and praises girlfriend Barbie Blank (ECW’s Kelly Kelly) for sticking by him and keeping him in line:

Not much has been going on really,just enjoying the life. A typical day for Andrew…I get up by 830 am have my cofee some food and watch sports center. My girl gets up at about 1130 after only about 12 hours of sleep, don’t get me wrong I’m jealous I wish I could sleep like that. We’ll go out to the pool, go get something to eat and of course her favourite go to the mall. I like the mall too but at 6ft7 I already stick out and then when people realize”it’s Test” I must answer the same questions over and over again and believe me, Big grumpy Test is gone and I do love my fans..all three of them.lol but I never got into wrestling for the fame or the money{although I’m not complaining about the money} I got into wrestling because I love it and yes of course I miss it but there were certain things in my life I had to take care of 1st. I didn’t want to be another statistic. After the mall I’ll eat again, Babs just watches in disbelief at the amount of food I eat but I love it. I usually make it to the gym twice a day right now and have been hitting the weights and cardio pretty hard and yes all natural. I’m 275 in good shape and that’s cool with me. I get home make diner..yes Test cooks, if I didn’t I’d starve because my beautifull girl can’t cook and her only duty is to do the laundry which she does well…the rest I take care of. Thank god I had the right people investing my money for me or we wouldn’t be affording the lifestyle we do, which actually is pretty normal. Diners at nice restaurants, good movies and good games of cards which I always destroy her at but then she’ll want to go bowling and watch me gutter ball about 10times and she kicks my ass. I never thought I could be this happy with a girl ever. Babs may be a little younger but she keeps my big ass in line and has been there for me and stuck it out when I didn’t deserve it. We love TV. We both love UFC and to be honest I haven’t watched wrestling in god knows how long I have no clue as to what is going on and I of course get stuck watching The Girls Next door which cracks me up because I would love to see what goes on behind closed doors with those three young gold diggers…I mean nice young girls and Hef, who I am startin to think look like an exsumed corpse every week, now that I would pay money to see. I’ve commited to the sex and the city movie for her this week but then again she did see Iron man with me which was kick ass. I still talk to the boys who give a shit and there’s not to many but Kevin Nash, Tommy Dreamer, Jay Reso, Bubba Dudley, Mick foley, Maven are the boys I still consider good friends, especially Kev, he’s always been a good friend to me. I have an opporunity to work somewhere I have always wanted to work and they seem as excited to have me come in as I am to work for them. I don’t want to jinxs anyhing but I hope this really works out as there’s a lot of gas left in the tank…and no not that kinda gas, that’s running on empty. I fill my days with Gracie style ju jitsu and striking classes here in Tampa where they take great care of me and no! I’m not trying to get into the UFC or anything like that, it’s strickly for the work out which is great. I’ve heard some great things about Scott Hall and how great he’s looking and doing well. Scott was the only guy I never got to work with who I always wanted to. To me he’s one of the greatest ever. That’s all for now it’s about 10am so my girl should be up in about 3 hours. Thanks to everyone for all their concerns over the past 8 months especially Kev and Jay who made me realize how many people do care about me but most of all thanks to Babs for puting up with my shit and sticking by me…I’m a lucky guy and thanks to all the fans. I feel like I’m 23 again and everything is falling back into place…life is good! All the best..Andrew

Somewhere in that very, very, very long paragraph, Andrew Martin refers to a new opportunity to work somewhere he’s always wanted (that’s not UFC.) Any guesses?