Gotta love the positive attitude of former wrestling star/current stoner babe Shelly Martinez as she and her sister hang around in the middle of the day without much to do. On the one hand she shows a spark of that former ambition that almost made her a star by having the good sense to bring along a cameraman and bikini as part of a promotion for her website which makes me love this. On the other hand coming full circle from web model to star on television to girl who complains about how none of her “friends” call her back on YouTube should be “rock bottom” if you know what I mean, and as the person who tipped me to the video points out Shelly is puttering around with a prescription bottle at 3:39 or so and at the end when Shelly and company are enjoying some seafood she’s either had the good stuff or they cook crab in pure THC oil in California.

Unemployment never looked so fun!

I’m of the opinion that Shelly Martinez is still pretty hot but my Internet tipster says she’s getting that “stoner body” thing where women don’t exactly get fat, but lose all muscle tone from hours of sitting around toking up. I said that was too mean to print, and she’s still attractive. It was then pointed out to me that I have yet to join or heavily promote her paysite to which I replied that until she gets a webmaster referral program I won’t.

I mean how hard is it to sign up for a CC Bill account Shelly? I mean really? Missy Hyatt can slap one together but you can’t? That’s just shameful. But not as shameful as this: