The woman dancing at ECW’s premiere on Sci-Fi was Barbie Blank, a one time Hawaiian Tropic model who was picked up by WWE, apparently renamed Kelly and sent to Ohio Valley Wrestling where future superstars learn the ropes (or are sent to die in the case of the Boogyman). After her “performance” on ECW, which seemed suspiciously similar to the strip aerobics routines taught to housewives at upscale gyms, her official site couldn’t be accessed because of bandwidth issues. It seems congratulations are in order to new diva Kelly, now she’s a star, on the web at least.

With her web site off-line for the moment, her newborn legion of fans can nurse themselves at her Kind Industries page which includes her impressive resume, a link to a photo gallery and her age (19) to help older fans feel guilty for lusting after her. Kind Industries is seemingly some sort of Myspace for models.

Of course not everyone’s a fan.

But this page could convert them! (Gallery 2 converted me.)