In other Kelly (aka Barbie Blank) news, fans will note a strange entry on her Kind Industries page from a disgruntled “aspiring model” who goes by the name Jessica Avery. It seems the unknown Avon salesperson/semi-professional psychic was miffed at our little Kelly for not accepting her career advice.

That’s right, the size 16 ( I’m not being mean, it says so in her profile) mother of 2 who’s never modeled before was giving former Hawaiian Tropic model and current working actress Barbie Blank such advice as she needed acting lessons. Perhaps in her work as a “clairsenient” (sic) she ascertained that Ms. Blank’s success was in jeopardy unless she stopped working, perhaps recommended Jessica for a few jobs and disappeared from the limelight.

Or Ms. Avery’s one of those web based “experts” who, no matter the subject, have just enough expertise to determine that everyone else is wrong, and really needs to be told about it. Electronically of course.

On the other hand, she could just be jealous. Or crazy. Or both.

This apparently happened in the wild Internet nether world of MySpace, of course, and it seems Barbie deleted this “helpful” person from her friend list on either MySpace or Kind, which caused the aforementioned “you suck” post.

On the bright side, once people who’ve never met you complain about your poor treatment of them by posting crazy messages wherever they can find a virtual forum, you’ve indeed become a star. Or you’re spending too much time online.