Dear WWE,

I write a blog about ECW, and I have a bone to pick with you about the new Candice Michelle photo shoot. While Candice Michelle isn’t technically an ECW diva, she has appeared on the show so I feel I owe it to all connoisseurs of nude divas to correct you on something.

The new shoot is entitled “Half Naked” and as you can see in the accompanying photo, the pictures are most definitely not half naked. There’s no nudity at all!

Quit trying to be cute. We’ve all seen Candice Michelle nude so your delusional promises of Candice half naked don’t impress us, nor do we expect to see naked WWE divas on your decidedly PG-13 web site.

Sincerely,
JR
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