In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, WWE.com published a feature about what the superstars have to be thankful for this year. Here’s what the ECW wrestlers and divas had to say (with my favorite quotes in bold):

John Morrison:
I’m thankful for my abs, without which no cheese would be grated on the Thanksgiving pasta.

Kelly Kelly:
I’m thankful for my family. I’m grateful for what God has given me and my wonderful family and a great job. I couldn’t ask for anything better in my life right now. I’m also grateful for the fans; without them I wouldn’t have a job.

Shelton Benjamin:
I’m thankful for the fact that I am the greatest athlete that ever walked the face of Earth. I’m thankful for the fact that there is no man, woman or child, past, present or future, who comes close to the athletic excellence that Shelton Benjamin has displayed in only five years of wrestling in WWE.

The Miz:
The Miz is grateful for a lot of things, but the most thing is, the fact of the matter is that I still have gorgeous chicks all around me. The Miz is not only a chick magnet, but a gold magnet now, because he also is a WWE Tag Team Champion. I’m going to rent a limo on Thanksgiving and every girl who is normally sad around the holidays because their men aren’t there, I’m going to be there for them.

Tommy Dreamer:
I’m thankful for my family. I’m thankful I’m still wrestling after all these years, and I’m thankful for all the fans supporting the wrestling industry as a whole right now.

CM Punk:
I’m thankful for chocolate. I’m thankful for vegetarians and vegans because that leaves more turkey for me. I’m thankful for catering because they hook it up every week at WWE TV. I’m thankful for my ECW title and the countless challengers that step up to the plate. I’m thankful for my little sisters and my best friend. And I’m thankful for the legions of WWE fans. And I’m thankful for pro wrestling as a whole because I just love it.

Elijah Burke:
Number one, I’m thankful for my life, my health and my strength. I’m thankful to be blessed with such a gift that I can shine my light upon others and lead them to a better place in their life. And above all, I’m thankful for my mother and my family and to be part of such a great organization as WWE.

Matt Striker:
Striker’s quote is much like his promos, long and boring, so I won’t reprint it here - if you really need to see it, check out WWE.com.

Happy Thanksgiving from the ECW on Sci-Fi Blog.